Bear Puns

Don’t let these bear puns give you paws -- they’re definitely worth a read. You may enjoy them so much that you might not leave your den for months. Eventually, you’ll find yourself looking all grizzly and disheveled, as though you just woke from hibernation. The smell emanating from your body will be unbearable. But hey, at least you enjoyed the bear puns.

What did the bear say when her date showed up too early?

I’ll be out in a minute, I’m bearly dressed.

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